My goodness, the entire premise of The Style Invitational’s Pun for the Roses contest — a.k.a. It’s Post Time, What a Foal Am I, and more — is that traditionally, a racehorse’s name reflects those of its sire and dam. Not as cleverly as the Losers do it, of course — and now in Week 1483 you get to show yourself once again with 100 new names — and never universally, but often enough that it inspired Invite fan and serious horseplayer Mike Hammer to suggest this contest to my predecessor, the Czar, back in 1995.