DES MOINES — Ron doesn’t understand. He did everything right. He completed the courtship ritual and displayed his plumage in the time-honored fashion. Now Iowa is supposed to waddle over and let him deposit his eggs. He bobbed and weaved and arranged his scavenged baubles into a pleasing triangular formation! He inflated his throat wattles — where are the Iowans? Where is his groundswell!
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