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Opinion George Santos resign? That’s the last thing he should do!

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May 16, 2023 at 5:11 p.m. EDT
Rep. George Santos (R-N.Y.) on Capitol Hill in February. (Jonathan Ernst/Reuters)
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Yes, thank you! I, Kevin, your speaker of the House, will gladly take questions on any subject! Any subject at all! Go ahead!

Oh, George Santos has been indicted? And has confessed to a crime in Brazil? I hadn’t heard. I’m sorry, much on my mind lately! Trying to make the nation default! Default, as they say, is in our stars! Just a little budget humor for you.