Opinion

My favorite signs at the Women’s March on Washington

Some were vulgar, others were angry. Most were earnest. These were my favorite signs at Saturday’s Women’s March on Washington:

• #FreeMelania
• No Country for Dirty Old Men
• Sad!
• Resistance is Fertile
• Too Worried to be Funny
• If Mom’s Not Happy, Nobody’s Happy
• I Have a Vagenda
• Manchurine Candidate
• Orange Is the New Fascism
• There Is So Much Wrong It Cannot Fit on This Sign
• Super Callous Fragile Ego, Trump You Are Atrocious
• Super Callous Fascist Racist Extra Braggadocious
• Actuaries Against Repeal and Delay
• Leave it to the Beavers
• Viva la Vulva
• (Older woman’s sign:) I Can’t Believe I’m Still Protesting This S—
• J Edgar Comey
• (On image of President Trump as a scarecrow:) If He Only Had a Brain
• (On a drawing of ovaries:) Grow a Pair
• This P—- Grabs Back
• Donald You Ignorant Slut
• Melania, Blink Twice if You Need Help
• Impeach Trump, Convert Pence
• #emoluments
• Sorry World, We’ll Fix This
• (On needlepoint:) I Made This So I Could Stab Something 35,000 Times
• Patriarchy is for D—-
• There Will Be Hell Toupée

Update, 5:30 p.m.: A few more from your responses on social media:

• We Want a Leader, Not a Creepy Tweeter.
• HARDLY ANYONE MARCHED. FAILURE. SAD.
• (Beneath a “Don’t Tread on Me” flag:) Don’t Pee on Me
• 1968 is Calling. Don’t Answer
• Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Czar/ Putin Made You What You Are
• Fact Checkers of the World, Unite!
• I know signs. I make the best signs. They’re great. Everyone agrees.
• I (heart) Journalists.
• Vaginas Brought You Into the World. Vaginas Will Vote You Out.
• I Wish My Uterus Shot Bullets So the Government Wouldn’t Regulate It
• (On photo of Meryl Streep): What She Said.
• I’m Quite Unhappy.
• We Shall Overcomb.